T Shirt "DISKOMANN"

Picture this: You’re sat in a bar with a group of friends. You have a drink in your hand, there’s tons of people around and there’s music blasting. Suddenly you notice something. On your right, in the far corner of the bar, behind the pool table and the two washed out „Guinness“ posters, you see someone you find really really attractive. You tell your friends. They notice. But they don’t do anything. They’re scared. So you pull yourself together. You get up and slowly start moving there. You’re determined and feel a rush, knowing you’re doing something exciting. Your mouth is dry, and you open your mouth to speak, but before you even get the chance, you’re interrupted by precisely the person you wanted to approach: „OH MY GOD IS THAT AN ELEFANT SHIRT?!“ and you have the best evening of your life, all because you had the guts to go over there. Trust me. 60 percent of the time, it works all the time.